This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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