found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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