Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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