You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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