Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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