I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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