i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Sorry about my life...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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