I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She told me I should be a condom model.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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