i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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