I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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