Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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