love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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