i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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