What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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