i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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