The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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