I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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