Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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