She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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