i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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