fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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