I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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