Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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