Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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