guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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