Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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