I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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