Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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