hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.