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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?

  (760): View more from California

  You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.

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• (530): View more from California

  you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me

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• (619): View more from California

  Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I feel strange, like something is off with my body

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  Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.

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• (585): View more from New York

  AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  My breasts were aching with rage.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.

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  Was it a good conversation?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was an awkward, sexual conversation.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.

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