Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I wish i was in the wii world.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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