im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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