Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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