his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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