I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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