just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she smelled like a LAN party
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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