dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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