do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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