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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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