Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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