Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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