You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
being pregnant is like rehab
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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