There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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