She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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