So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
did i just pee glitter
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