I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it