its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals