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• (281): View more from Texas

  so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.

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• (818): View more from California

  his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.

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  That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.

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  'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace

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• (360): View more from Washington

  The Vicodin is in the strawberries.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  you never keep up with shots anymore

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  I'm trying to be more responsible these days

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  you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot

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