He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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