Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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