Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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