Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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