quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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