were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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