you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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