now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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