im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
