He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I love you.
Bad choice
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