It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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