idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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